Sir,

To the person who found the Miles Morgan envelope containing Euros and a receipt with my name and address on it between 3.45pm and 4.15pm on Tuesday 7th May, I can only conclude you need the money more than a disabled old age pensioner as it has not been returned.

Please note that if you get less than eight tabs of Miao Miao/ 'K' or fewer than four wraps of Charlie, your dealer is ripping you off.

Adrian Powdrill

(Monmouth)