SIR,

MacD 'gut' promoters have had me in stitches, with their tums in the lead and facelessbook pitches.

Some think that as residents we're in the Dark Ages and ought not oppose but go back in our cages.

Like Malc who requires a MacD for his tea 'cos his wife mayn't be home to cook it you see.

We all need to think in some roundabout ways, 'cos Dixton's a nightmare on so many days.

As cars they pile up for so many a mile and not just in single, but all double file – nose to nose tailbacks what could be dumber than jamming up Dixton on Fridays in summer.

And who in their mind wants a big yellow 'M' when travelling past Monmouth – a proud little gem.

The town is awash with great eating places so 'Goodbye' MacD and go other places.

Les Petrie

(Monmouth)