When reading David Davies’ article in the Beacon last week, I assumed that he must be considering a career in political satire.

Surely he doesn’t seriously believe that Peppa Pig’s No.1 fan, Boris de Pfeffel bring-your-own-booze Johnson, a man twice sacked for lying, should be trusted to sort out the latest scandal he has brought upon himself?

When Mr.Davies writes his next serious column, I hope he uses it to tell his constituents that he has no-confidence in the incompetent resident of Downing Street’s most lavish flat, before said resident does even more damage to public trust, international relations and the lives of millions in Britain and around the world.

GW