SIR,

The age of miracles is still with us, or is it the power

of the press, aided by the joint efforts of Counc Liz

Hackett Pain and Messrs David Davies and Nick

Ramsay, for whom I express my grateful thanks.

No doubt, the Environment mandarins will claim that

clearing the flood channel had been pre-programmed

and that its clearance so soon after my letter appeared

in your worthy paper is just a coincidence!

As King Charles II (of blessed memory) is reported to

have said when a merchant trader was trying to

impress him "Tell that to the marines, if they believe it

to be true, it must be".

Here is one retired Royal Marine writing, with bated

breath, to learn what verbal diarrhoea emanates from

the ivory tower.

Allan Stevens

(Monmouth